I made her incredible sugar cookies with the kids but, being a good lesbian household, we only had whole wheat flour (white in color, but wheat in effect).
BioMom was nonplussed even though they tasted fairly innocuous.
Here's the recipe for you, dear reader, to enjoy. Disclaimer: it is probably best enjoyed with white flour AND the reported butter-flavored Crisco. Nothing better than the infinite combinations of sugar and fat. . .
Bertie's Sugar Cookies 2 and 1/4 Cup Flour 2 eggs 1 cup sugar 1 tsp baking powder 1/2 cup shortening (butter flavored Crisco (!!) ) 1/2 tsp vanilla 1/3 tsp salt
Mix eggs, sugar, shortening and vanilla. Add the flour mixture. Roll and cut into fun shapes, decorating as you desire. Bake at 375 degrees for 10-12 minutes.