I was reading a section from Minnesota Monthly to BioMom the other day when the FYO overheard (I didn't know she was listening).
Me: Hey [BioMom], listen to this! '[S-E-X] is like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good. Unless anchovies are involved.'
The FYO from some distant room: That's not true!
Me: How do YOU know?
FYO: I've TRIED it!
Me: You BETTER NOT have!