Monday, February 21, 2005

The 21st Century Guide to Dating: Subject? Maintenance

A friend of mine was out on a date last week. The date is a very candid physician and so they find themselves in strange but remarkably forward conversations.

Friend: Can I ask you a personal question?

Dr.Dude: Sure.

Friend: Do you do pap smears and everying?

Dr.Dude: Sure. Can I ask you a personal question?

Friend: Sure.

Dr.Dude: Do you maintain?


Me to Friend: What the eff does "maintain" mean?


I can just imagine the Match.Com ad:

GWM seeking GWM for casual dataing. I'm looking for an honest person who enjoys long walks and old movies, maintains, and loves Dostoevsky.

7 comments:

thistles said...

delurking here to say so what DOES maintain mean? I am going to infer from the previous conversation that is has something to do with shaving the -- ah -- pubic region. Am I right?

Anonymous said...

trimming, waxing, shaving ... whatever it takes!

Bering Strait said...

Maintains WHILE reading Dostoevsky?

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