A friend of mine was out on a date last week. The date is a very candid physician and so they find themselves in strange but remarkably forward conversations.
Friend: Can I ask you a personal question?
Dr.Dude: Sure.
Friend: Do you do pap smears and everying?
Dr.Dude: Sure. Can I ask you a personal question?
Friend: Sure.
Dr.Dude: Do you maintain?
Me to Friend: What the eff does "maintain" mean?
I can just imagine the Match.Com ad:
GWM seeking GWM for casual dataing. I'm looking for an honest person who enjoys long walks and old movies, maintains, and loves Dostoevsky.
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delurking here to say so what DOES maintain mean? I am going to infer from the previous conversation that is has something to do with shaving the -- ah -- pubic region. Am I right?
trimming, waxing, shaving ... whatever it takes!
Maintains WHILE reading Dostoevsky?
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